Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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