her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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