we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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