My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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