Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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