Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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