I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
