All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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