Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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