My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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