When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize