out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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