Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
