Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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