Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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