I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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