My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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