just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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