My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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