whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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