If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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