I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
My bed smells like the plague
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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