Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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