he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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