She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
and she was petting her beer can
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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