If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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