I'm really into asian looking animals
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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