You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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