Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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