gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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