he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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