just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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