And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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