i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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