he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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