Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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