I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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