He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She's the barista slut.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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