I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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