No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
