I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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