Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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