you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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