What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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