Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
its liver damage thursday
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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