He had one of those small greek statue penises
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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