We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize