called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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