She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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