i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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