brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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