i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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