Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
is wine microwaveable?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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